cutiefifty6:

*sends risky text*
*no response for like 5 min*
*sweats cries and wonder why i was born why am i so aggressive and risqué*

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Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

chaosneverwhere:

Clint Eastwood and Shirley MacLaine photographed on the set of “Two Mules for Sister Sara” in Durango Mexico by Lawrence Schiller,1969

chaosneverwhere:

Clint Eastwood and Shirley MacLaine photographed on the set of “Two Mules for Sister Sara” in Durango Mexico by Lawrence Schiller,1969

  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP

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chickennuggetbutter:

thelovelyartistic:

dolphinboy89:

i dont even know where to start

what the fuck is that behind the chair

It’s man without legs, open your eyes

chickennuggetbutter:

thelovelyartistic:

dolphinboy89:

i dont even know where to start

what the fuck is that behind the chair

It’s man without legs, open your eyes

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top5funniest:

Literally Every Time Bob Says ‘Oh My God’ On ‘Bob’s Burgers’

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

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its-onlygene:

superseventies:

Prince

Just admire that beautiful hair. Y’know what I’m sayin’?

its-onlygene:

superseventies:

Prince

Just admire that beautiful hair. Y’know what I’m sayin’?

(Source: nickdrake)

(Source: nickdrake)

flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs